i am A Loser

Sunday 1st September 2013.

Passing through Camden , on my way to work, at about 6am i noticed a long queue of people who had been sleeping outside the Roundhouse for the Lady Gaga concert tonight. I received an early morning email from ALMIGHTY GODDESS reminding me that my service is still unsatisfactory and must improve.

I stayed back in work to take some computer coaching. My work colleague couldn't believe how much of a novice i was. I was reminded of a neighbour i bumped into in a pub a couple of years ago. He told me that as part of a reward for completing 25 years service with John Lewis. He said he wouldn't go as he wouldn't be able to survive. I didn't understand what he meant, until he informed me that he had never learned to read or write. I was shocked. I had known him for years, admittedly not very well , and never would have dreamed that about him.

I sent a couple of tweets to AG in the evening. She seems to be very excited about going to whip club in a few weeks time. Russell James is even more excited because he will also be going, to serve AG and Her Slave Boy. I am still trying to educate myself about Twitter, but at least i now have 8 followers, whereas this morning i only had AG.

I intend to make a big effort this week, starting with a small gift card in the morning, but most importantly bringing my pledge up to date on Wednesday. That is vitally important to me as i am a MAN of my word. I intend to make it harder and harder for AG to keep putting me down, even though i know She enjoys doing that. After the next two weeks, if i am still AG's worst performing boy, i will just give up and admit i am a loser.
Your devoted servant, Foxxys poodle