Failures

Dear Goddess,

i must apologize for my failures today, so i am now on my knees begging Your forgiveness. As i told You previously, it may be another couple of days or so before i will be able to whip myself again in an attempt to satisfy Your desire to see me punished more severely. i will also attempt to be more timely in making updates to the spreadsheet. You are truly a very demanding Goddess and i must work harder to please You.

i am also working on setting up the email reminder You expect. It is apparently a bit tricky to send reminders to a different email address, but i have found a way that should work.

As always, i took advantage of opportunities today to please the Superior Black Women i was fortunate enough to encounter, complimenting them on their lovely hair and jewelry.

i'm off to bed now to rest up so i can work harder for You.

Your humble servant,